Years ago

An old friend, tho
her juvenile tendencies
weren't my thing, went thru
the trouble to see me;
right before leaving the house
she walked out of the bathroom
& exclaimed about its cleanliness,
I casually shrugged & said:
"We're nearly 30.
Isn't it already time to start
acting our age?"___
to which she
replied that she lived w/
two guys & another female, all
of whom she was sleeping w/,
& later (over lunch)
calmly listed out
her STDs___
while I thought:
perhaps
you should
clean
your bathroom,
even tho I know
those weren't caught
from the toilet
seat.