Tuesday, October 31, 2017
A poorly kept appearance
was not to keep
your closets clean
instead
it was to keep
your skeletons hid
from the light
A message to the caretaker
abandoned
in a soggy ball
on the kitchen island,
is a statement
of sorrow:
don't leave me, because
I refuse to properly
clean myself.
Monday, October 30, 2017
Saturday, October 28, 2017
For future
At this point,
the worry over aging
isn't as pertinent,
more so
worry rests in feeling
like a car
being towed to fix,
when really it's
being taken
to the junk yard
as
its good parts
are
only good for being
sold off
Elbow grease & mint chocolate chip ice cream
Don't care if
it's called
gelato or ice cream,
when its
dripping lid
gets left
face down on the counter,
until I decide
to scrub it up,
it's going to be called:
your fucking mess.
Friday, October 27, 2017
What happens when it works?
Perhaps
my greatest fear
is being afraid, since
when I get so much as
anxious, I attempt to empty
my mind of everything
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
Bitch 101
Kvetching is
a supplementation
for the lack of proper
volition,
in form of backwards
motivation
Monday, October 23, 2017
Saturday, October 21, 2017
Thursday, October 19, 2017
Consistency
Humanity already
did dumb shit
for love & worship,
now
it's
dumb shit
for
money
in the name
of love & worship,
that's
modernity
Wednesday, October 18, 2017
Saturday, October 14, 2017
Friday, October 13, 2017
From '85
Everything else
celebrates
my birthday
on
the 31st of May,
instead
of the 29th,
as
my birth certificate
states
as
the appropriate date.
Thursday, October 12, 2017
A logical philosophy
If
you
don't like
to cook & clean,
avoid
the same kitchen
as me;
if
you
can't cook
& only
pretend to clean,
stay
the fuck out
of
the same kitchen
as me
Tuesday, October 10, 2017
Monday, October 9, 2017
No comment
Between voice mail
&
the comment button
on social media,
morons have
only
succeeded in
mediocre attempts
at
harassment
trolling
my streets
just means
you're
running out
of game
better luck next time
Jack ass